At the bowling alley:
Me: Oh no. We got a gutter ball.
Ben: Don't worry mama, it will come back.
Most mornings we knock on Bens door:
Ben: Who is it?
Us: Its mommy and daddy.
Ben: This is Ben and frog, would you like to come in to Bens room?
Today, after announcing it was dad, he got:
Ben: Oh, I have to plug in my airplane. (We told him when we put him down for his nap not to unplug his airplane nightlight).
While cooking:
Ben: What is this?
Dad: Its tomato sauce.
Ben: Its Bob the tomato sauce? (Veggie Tales reference for those without kids).
While listening to the radio:
Ben: What song is this?
Me: Its Dancing Queen.
Ben: Dancing Lightening McQueen?
While eating goldfish:
Dad: Ben, can I have a goldfish?
Ben: Daddy, say the whole thing.
Dad: Ben, May I have some goldfish please?
While reading a story:
Dad: Where does a kangaroo live?
Ben: Aspatula.
Parents say some good stuff too:
Ben, get your fork out of your hair!
Ben, lets go home and play with your balls. (He just got a ball play land for his birthday).
Eat your bacon and then you can have some grapes!?!?
Ben, lets make the car toot.
Ben, let Sam play with your toes.
There are so many we just can't think of right now. We need to start writing this stuff down!
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3 comments:
This is a hilarious post! I especially like the ones that mommy and daddy say! And I love that Ben invites you in to his room.
Have to admit, my favorite is eat your bacon so you can have some grapes. His got a thing or two to learn from his daddy, cousin and uncle!!
go home and play with your balls... that's funny
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